Saturday, February 19, 2011

Newton's Laws

Laws which newton forgot to state ...

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


Law of workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increase when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !!

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