Hope

A spanish soldier rushed to his captain and told him
"1 enemy ship is approaching sir"
Captain calmly replied.
"Go and get my red shirt"
Soldier get red shirt
Enemy ship arrived, heavy rounds of fire exchanged
Finally Spanish won
Soldier congrated captain and asked, but why red shirt sir?
Captain replied
"If I got injured then my blodd shouldn't be seen as I didnt want my men to lose hope".
Just then another soldier came
"Sir, we just spotted 30 more enemy ships heading in our direction"
Captain replied calmly
"Go get my yellow trouser"

Isnt it funny .... :-)